I decided to try seeing a naturopath as I feel like all of my illnesses are entwined but I have zero doctors looking at the whole picture. I still don’t have a family doctor so, I am seeing a walk in doctor consistently to get referrals.

So this naturopath had me do a food sensitivity test because basically I itch all the time. They also ask me to ask for an h. pylori test.

I go to the walk in doctor because my naturopath can’t test for h pylori. The walk-in doctor tests me for h pylori, and digs into my family health history. My dad has UC. Uncle had Crohns. So, yeah.. I get a stool test for that and a celiac test.

A week and a half ago I get a call to go in for the results. No celiac, no h pylori, no results from the stool test. So I literally go in and they’re like… You probably have IBS and come back if it doesn’t get better.

Like bro I have felt this all my life. But sure thing it’ll go away.

It was one of those times where it’s like, well shit I am on my own.

Two days later, they call me in for another appointment because my stool test also wasn’t normal. Want me to come in on Monday.

So either I have to shit in a bowl again or I am getting referral to a gastroenterologist for a camera up the butthole.

Isn’t life grand??

I feel like my body is just six illnesses in a trench coat at this point. But, whatever. Just more tests.